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How I trained my mean, bad-tempered African Grey into a divine Bird from
Paradise!

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FACT: All parrot societies and clubs know how extremely difficult it is
to re-home an unwanted adult bird, especially when it is violently
anti-social, and attacks viciously and indiscriminately.

FACT: Experts always know the reasons why a parrot will attack,
misbehave or be thoroughly dangerous and outrageously unpleasant.

So how does this help you?

Unbelievably

If you are out of your mind trying to tame a vicious, mean,
bad-tempered pet parrot - all you need is to just step back and breathe
...

Help is at hand

As the owner of this INCREDIBLE little book which was written after 12
months of intensive research from books, magazines, the internet, vets,
avian and zoological experts - within TWO hours you will have the tools
(and nerves!) to take control, and bring normal life back into your
home.

Do not panic

There is always a way ...

" ....This is a very informative and helpful guide for people who
are in a parrot crisis. The author spares no blushes as she tells her
story and overcomes the terror or a parrot on the rampage. Great
read." J.S. Iowa

Picture this.

I am a mom with 2 small children, 3 cats, a dog, 6 goldfish and Tommy
the tortoise, and I get a phone call from my husband right out of the
blue to say there was a mother-of-all emergencies, and he had picked up
his mom's parrot!!

Mom couldn't handle Joey because of her bad eyesight, and the first 12
months of training had catastrophically failed. Her home was in
indescribable chaos, her nerves were hanging in shreds and she had been
prescribed extra tranquilizers strong enough to mute a horse.

I was scared! No, I was terrified!

This was a BIG no-no. Like most people, I had only seen these beautiful
birds in the zoo with my kids, and although I stood in wonderment and
at their brilliant plumage and deafening wild copycat squawking, I was
always real happy I was standing on the outside, and we could escape
extra fast to the Monkey House.

Parrots really frighten me!

What on earth was I supposed to do? Leave home? File for divorce? Ring
my mother? No, I am made of stronger stuff, or so I thought. It's a
bird, nothing more. Anybody can cope with a bird if they have good
eyesight ...after all, we are humans, the most intelligent of the
living species. Man over beast. Right?

Wrong. What happened in the first three months of having this
terrifying creature in my house took me way beyond my limits and human
endurance. I admit, I left home once with the kids and the pooch, and
questioned the basis of my marriage.

I skulked off as Joey claimed dominance over me and my family until I
finally got real.

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".... Boy, did this ring true! What a great little book to keep hold
of at all times!" K.F. Washington DC

I researched everything there was about shocking, vicious, aggressive
parrot behavior. I read all the books I could find in English, checked
thousands of websites, spoke long and hard to breeders and owners.

I went to the zoo every week for 18 months to interrogate the keepers
of the parrot aviary; I spoke to six avian vets each week, and I read
every parrot newsletter I could find on the internet, and I posted my
questions on hundreds of bird forums.

It went on and on, but I never, ever gave up.

Did I get my answers? Was Joey an angel in disguise? Did he morph into
a Bird from Paradise?

Yes, thank dear God, oh yes.

I found every single incredible unknown trick and fool-proof answer
that would turn around this Armageddon of existence in our cozy, loving
home into a delightful oasis of peace and tranquility.

I used expert-approved and time-tested solutions for training an
impossible year-old, untamed pet parrot.

To save you the indescribable exhaustion and stress of finding this
information in a time of great crisis and panic in your own home when
your parrot rules your roost, I have written this book based on my own
hands-on experience, which my readers say is the best short-cut guide
available in terms of parrot v. family crisis management when you
absolutely and categorically do not know where to turn.

Here's what I did ...

But don't let this chance

pass you by!

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In just 18 incredible months, I transformed this mean, aggressive,
unlovable, vicious and unsocial bird into a handsome, loving, highly
comical, exquisite feathered companion whom we really enjoy and trust.

And whom we love. Yes, that's right, truly love! And the feeling is
absolutely, 100%, no-question-about-it, mutual.

I would have paid a personal parrot trainer to come out to do this
work, but I am no chicken, and nor is Joey!

This was about my parrot and me, and my leadership and his discipline.

I wanted to do this myself and I was prepared to work to find answers
from experts, all night long until way past dawn.

Then, something amazing happened! On this long, hard journey, I learnt
to respect these extraordinary magnificent birds which are, for sure,
putting up with us and laughing at our dumb stupidity.

Their ancient intelligence speaks volumes. The wild spirit of these
spectacular creatures captured my heart as I really did fall in love
with Joey!!

Let me show you how to avoid the mistakes that the dumb human animal
makes every time. I can absolutely prevent your frenetic panic and
stress as you watch your home destroyed by an avian tornado, and I can
certainly stop your kids' terror from an attacking bird.

For the sake of all happy families, and perfect parrot peace in your
wonderful home, please allow me to assist you ...

Invest now in a small miracle that will transform your life, and will
give you a perfect and beautifully behaved life-long pet. You will
never regret it ...

Valued at $27, Buy your copy here for the RIDICULOUS price of $17!!

"....I really enjoyed reading this story, and the tips are sound and
work. The same thing happened to me, and I found Shaw's honesty and
remedies a comfort." L.F. Orange County

Don't let the parrot crisis at home get any worse while you make up
your mind. It is categorically ridiculous to risk your house
furnishings, your family's happiness, your state of normal sanity and
even your marriage for the sake of $17 !!

My Naughty Parrot! cannot fail to assist you at a time of great crisis
when you need all the help you can get!

It's obvious - and you know it! What are you waiting for?

"....Very sound advice indeed. I found this book during a time of
complete desperation. Thank you!" M.G. London, England

Alleviate your domestic stress immediately

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My Naughty Parrot! is delivered to you IMMEDIATELY via Adobe Reader
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questions prior to purchase, please contact us in the box in the
right-hand column.

You have a 100% refund guarantee within 60 days - no questions asked!

P.S. There is always a solution to every problem.

It is about finding the information or the person who knows more than
you.. Life is supposed to be fun.

If you have a parrot crisis, you find somebody who has been through it,
right?

Right.

There you go.

DISCLAIMER: This publication is based on the experience of the author
only and her research, and its advice should not be taken as an
alternative to the expertise of an avian veterinarian or parrot
specialists. No responsibility can be attributed to the author in this
regard, and at all times medical advice from an avian specialist should
be sought.

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